65 Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Is there anything better than laughing with kids over a knock knock joke? Humour gives us such a great way to connect with others. Telling jokes and being playful helps parents and babysitters engage with children, while also reducing stress.
Knock knock jokes are ideal because they’re short, with an unexpected twist at the end. This makes them easy to recall, fast and funny!
The type of humour children enjoy is guided by their age and stage. Children usually begin to enjoy nonsense jokes at age 5. They often laugh at riddles and knock knock jokes that don’t make any sense! By ages 6 or 7 children begin to understand language-based humour. At this stage they really ‘get’ the jokes. They enjoy the anticipation and guessing the ending. Kids also have fun learning and retelling knock knock jokes with their family and friends.
Funny knock knock jokes are a handy tool for parents and babysitters to keep up their sleeves for moments that need some levity and laughter. Whether it’s to change up the dynamics, divert attention, or break the ice.
Here are our favourite knock knock jokes for kids!
1.Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
2. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, Cow says mooo!
3. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
4. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
5. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
6. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
7. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for dinner!
8. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
9. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
10. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you to the moon and back.
11. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all day!
12. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's cold out here!
13. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke to tell?
14. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
15. Knock knock
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
16. Knock knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?
17. Knock knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
18. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
19. Knock knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
29. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!
32. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adorable.
Adorable who?
A-door-a-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!
33. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and open the door!
34. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up!
36. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room, it's a mess!
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yvette.
Yvette who?
Yvette is a doctor for animals.
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
44. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
45. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I've seen you!
46. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Just lion here on your doorstep, waiting for you to let me in!
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That’s right!
50. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken my pocket but I can't find my keys!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee an angel and get the door for me?
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach
who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat
who?
Goat to the door and find out!
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash
who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches
who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend
who?
Weekend do anything we want!
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya
who?
Yippee!
61. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore
who?
Adore is between us, so open up!
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — these jokes will never be funny.
65. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these jokes!
Now it’s over to you to test these out with your kids. We hope these knock knock jokes elicit lots of fun, laughter and joy.
